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Mailia

Frankie: Look it’s Mailia!
Daisy(me): she’s a right little shit
by Mailiasalittleshit November 10, 2019
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Maia

The most Amazing person you'll ever meet. Funny, free-spirited and always down for a great time. You could easily stay up talking about anything and everything with her, and never get tired of it. Beautiful, both inside and out, but struggles to see it. Needs to be reminded of how great she is, as she is very humble and won't take credit for anything she does. Both her physical and mental strength is admirable, as is her generosity and caring. Will always be there to pick you up then you fall. An actual cinnamon roll always looking after others, to the point where she forgets to prioritise her own self worth. Very passionate and headstrong, and although this may lead to many disagreements, you'll both apologise before long.
If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Maia, keep her close. They really are some of the best friends you can make.
by T.E.P April 11, 2020
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Mafia

An arrogant attitude adopted by loud mouth Italians. Someone who annoys other people by speaking in threats while using hand gestures.
Yo Gina, knock it off already, it's late and I'm trying to get some sleep! Mingia!!
by Cholo November 27, 2003
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Maia

A cow that has dyslexia and wishes she had a boyfriend but she's to ugly for one
Is that Maia the dyslexia girl
by Random person DO NOT BOTHER112 October 20, 2018
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Azn Chopstick Mafia

An Azn Baller Gang that likes to eat cat ears on a stick.
The Head, Hiro Meister has a habit of breaking the ankles of C meister (minion), and Mad Dog (fuckin white gang). The legend of the Hiro Meister says that he was found rolling down a water slide wrapped up in a rice cake. The legend also says that his father was a hairless platypus and mother, a skinny panda.
The other founder of the gang is the Currie Meister. The Currie Meister has a very bad habit of J ing 3-pointers on Mad Dog, C Meister, and Hiro Meister's head. The legend of the Currie Meister says, that he was found in a roll of Cagbiatch in a dark alley of Hong Kong. His father is believed to be the god of the Seamen that live in the deep oceans of Japan. He is well known for the Judo Slap. His mother was believed to be the first empress of the egg roll dynasty.
The C Meister got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on February 6, 2008. The C Meister is actually white, but she got accepted into the gang because the Hiro Meister and the Currie Meister (coolest azns on earth) decided to let the C Meister in the gang with one exception.....to pass the Great Test of the Ninja Monkeys.
This test is a test that non-azns take to become an official Azn. To pass this test, you'll have to be able to do the following:

Type in AzN PrYdE fOrM

Be able to pick up sushi with chopsticks

Be able to look at a cat and think "damn! you'll make some good sushi!"

Speak 1 fluent Azn Language
(If impossible, learn to speak English in an Azn accent):
I'm shpeaking Engrish. or I wrould rike to take a chinese singing lesson pleashe.

Anyways, the C Meister scored a ninjamazing 4/4 on the Great test of the Ninja Monkeys. The C Meister has a bad habit of dunking on peoples heads such as, the Hiro Meister, the Currie Meister, and the Mad Dog. It has a very bad effect of making you feel shitty for 5 days. This C Meister is a full-white girl, but can jump like a black man.
The legend of the C Meister says, that she was found inside an egg roll at a shitty Chinese Buffet. Her father was believed to be the inventor of Ramen Noodles, and the father of Ninjutsu.
The Azn Chopstick Mafia is the coolest gang in the world
by The Hiro Meister February 17, 2008
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Italian mafia

1.large group of italians involved in organised crime.

2. usually residing in New York, Southern New Jersey, California and (surprisingly)the Everett/Seattle area of Washington State.
Italian Mafia--The Sopranos, The Godfather...etc
by Jude H October 31, 2007
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short bus mafia

A bunch of retard fucks that play paintball in Richmond, VA. Although they're brain power is much more inferior than others, they still ball like Jesus H. Christ himself.
Did you seen Short Bus Mafia ball last Sunday?

Yeah, I wish they all gangbanged my mother so the whole team could be my father.

They did.
by J-Mac(SBM) September 25, 2007
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