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literally

"I will literally kill you.", said before not killing someone
by Joerz January 4, 2017
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Lateral G

A unit of inertial force on a body that is subjected to rapid acceleration or gravity, equal to 32 ft. per second per second at sea level;Or Car Crew
Lateral G PWNZ Screet Ho's at KC Import Face-off!
by Lateral-G October 23, 2008
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liberal

Somebody stupid enough to think that Federal Government should have a lot more power than local governments.

They actually think that some stuffed-suit in Washington D.C. knows what's best for the citizens of every single different state, city, and town in the United States from a Federal viewpoint.
That dumb liberal wants to raise my taxes here in Florida, to help pay for after school art classes for kids in Montana.
by Jimmy Fartpants February 19, 2007
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lateralus

Pertaining to the way I think. A lateral way of thinking.
You think in a straight line. I think in a way of lateralus.
by Rufus June 4, 2004
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liberal

If you want to be a good liberal, here's what you have to believe.
The words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance are Congress establishing a religion.
A cross on an isolated mountaintop is Congress establishing a religion.
All descendents of slave and conquistadors are downtrodden and oppressed, an unable to find meaningful work. To help them, we must raise taxes on working people and give the poor folks entitlements.
The police are able to protect all citizens from Pachucos and other criminals, so we should repeal the Second Amendment.
Amos 'n' Andy is a very bad show and you should never watch it. If you watch it, you will have an irresistable urge to put on a bed sheet and lynch some guys of color.
All guns are intrinsically bad. A gun sitting in a bureau draw is able to go off and shoot people.
Straight white males are the cause of all America's trouble, so we should raise their taxes.
Quean Hillary knows what is best for me, so I should vote for her.
It takes a village to raise a child. But no Christians or straight white males should live in that village.
All children are wards of the state.
A diverse workforce is better than a skilled workforce.
A diverse student body is better than a literate and diligent student body.
The best man for the job is a woman.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Stuckney the Soccer Mom is a liberal. She exercised her constitional rights by aborting a male fetus. She wants Quean Hillary to take things away from her and raise her taxes.
by Delisious Tuna Wanda October 27, 2007
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Literary

The highest honour awarded to garbage collectors and street cleaners. (see also Literary Agent)
Bob won the Literary award for having the cleanest street in London.
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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Liberapedia

Liberapedia is a parody of conservapedia that makes there articles incredibly liberal.
Now with 100% more truth.
I edit Liberapedia as Elassint.
by InSaNeBaGeLmAn November 15, 2007
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