liberal

Not the same as leftist, but very similar to conservatism

Person 1: Are you a liberal
Person 2: No, I’m a leftist
Person 1: What even is the difference
Person 2: Liberals are like conservatives just not as in your face about hating people, leftists actually want good
Person 1: Oh

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

The Great Liberator

Also known as The Gr8 Liberator. A young Nigerian author who founded the Niyism Movement.

I believe in The Great Liberator

by Kissmyblackyansh November 13, 2020

Brunei Borneo Liberation Party

The Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is dedicated to advocating for the restoration of Sabah and Sarawak to Brunei, with a primary focus on the Borneo region. The party's main goals include fostering a democratic movement that seeks to peacefully reclaim the historically significant territories of Sabah and Sarawak, which were previously part of Brunei. The party aims to engage in diplomatic efforts and international dialogue to address historical grievances and promote the rights of the people in the region. Additionally, the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is committed to championing the principles of autonomy, self-determination, and the right to determine one's political destiny, with the ultimate objective of ensuring a fair and just resolution for the people of Borneo. Free Sabah and Sarawak from Malaysia!

Ahmad: Bro have you heard of the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party?
Abdullah: Yeah man, I respect their cause and I feel I want to join them.
Ahmad: Me too bro.

by Hamba Tuhan Maha Esa November 13, 2023

Liberal

Someone who gets offended when someone has white teeth instead of black teeth

Ted: HI! How are you?
Lib: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!
Ted: what?
Lib: THAT’S RACIST!!
Ted: what are you talking about?

Lib: YOU’RE JUST A CIS WHITE MALE!
Ted: You’re not making any sense

Lib: My pronouns are He/They not “You’re”!!!!
Ted: you’re such a liberal.

by anonymous October 14, 2021

Anti-Liberal

A name for someone who does not agree with Liberalistic views

Person one: "I hate Biden!"

Person two: "So you an Anti-Liberal?"

by CARRETTO January 30, 2024

Classical liberal

“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.

Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”

Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”

Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”

Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”

Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”

Classical liberal “No thanks I...”

Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”

Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”

Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”

Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭

Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”

Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”

by Hym Iam November 23, 2022

Liberal

A fucking dumbass, that’s what

Man, Eliza is a liberal.

by KillingBirds September 26, 2021