Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 5, 2019

Laser

The ACR from MW2

Dude this ACR is a laser.

by Bork Bork Nom Nom June 3, 2019

Lateralbisophilator

A non existent tool used as a sarcastic comeback in a conversation.

Lateral-bi-sof-i-lator

"Oh you need to hang that picture frame..?" "You'll need a Lateralbisophilator for that"

by Brexit queen negotiator June 16, 2019

Laser

Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"

Teacher: Any fun facts?
You: Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"

by MemeGuy69 August 21, 2019

Laser

A device that generates an intense beam of coherent monochromatic light (or other electromagnetic radiation) by stimulated emission of photons from excited atoms or molecules. Lasers are used in drilling and cutting, alignment and guidance, and in surgery; the optical properties are exploited in holography, reading barcodes, and in recording and playing compact discs.

What is a laser?

Oh, its a light that creates an intense beam!

by Debx January 17, 2020

Laser

gaming term that means
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.

Mongraal: Benjy! HE'S BLOODY LASERED MATE! 1 hp!
BenjyFishy: Nice! HIS TEAMMATE IS LASERED TOO!

by Threel April 27, 2020

Laser

A term when a man throws In a huge lip of tobacco and becomes blitzed

Hey bro you want to throw in a laser and play ncaa 14 until we pass out?

by bigbadpenis June 7, 2020