Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”

by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018

Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.

When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.

by alfanky33 January 12, 2019

Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

Dinosaur Kiss

To lick another person's face from the tip of the nose to the hairline. A particularly good way to end a first date.

Brad: Oh man, dude, Melanie totally gave me a dinosaur kiss after our date last night. Score!

by arktour April 10, 2010

No Kiss November

The month when women with boyfriends who are participating in the so-called manly event, "No Shave November", become so disgusted and turned off by their hairy men that they choose not to kiss them...a retaliation towards No Shave November!!!

Boyfriend: Yeahhhh, I'm being manly and participating in No Shave November!
Girlfriend: Oh, you mean No Kiss November?
Boyfriend:......wait, what?
Girlfriend: No Shave, No Kiss, The End!

by Girllllllllllfriend March 17, 2009

Nestle Kiss

When two butt holes face each other and touch, or "kiss".

I was wondering if, perhaps, you'd like to share a Nestle Kiss?

by kathleeeeeen January 23, 2008

Duck kiss

A kiss where one clamps down their lips around both of their partner's as though they are a duck closing their bill around the other lips. This could be viewed as a possible variation of the more common kisses where a person takes one of their partners lips in between theirs.

Expecting a kiss on the cheek, the girl was shocked to find her lips suddenly ensnared when the her date gave her a duck kiss instead.

by mathLady March 5, 2014