keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

I keep that sh*t on

When someone “keep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.

I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!

by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024

Keep cuntinuity

The task of making sure every shot in a porn film is consistent with the shot that came before as well as e one to follow. For instance of you're shooting a sex scene that's going to take 2 days to shoot and the female talent shows up the 1st day with a full bush. And she shows up o set the 2nd fully shaved then you've definitely got a cuntinuity problem! she'll have to wear a merkin to finish the shot so to speak!

I had to keep cuntinuity on 5hoots before I got a small stand in role as a stunt cock double!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

Keep Swiping

A phrase usually ended to the end of a statement, demanding that the listener/reader would ignore the previous content without comment or consideration.

Referencing short form content for mobile devices where one would move from video to video via swiping on their screen. They would be asked to effectively either forget or write off what came before as a mundane or boring event.

"bro did you two just kiss?"

"yeah we gay, keep swiping"

by Capt. Feathers March 24, 2025

keep malding lol

Not to be confused with "Mauled";

Used by anime game players in roblox when

you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to

*To "stay mad"*

*Insert very strong argument/case here*
"keep malding lol"

by s15dictionarist May 15, 2024

keep ya eyes on the prize

An African-American expression & directive meaning, stay focused, or to not get diverted from what you want the most. It was popular through most of the 1980's.

"You know what's important. Keep ya eyes on the prize, & get that bread."

by Onionhead01 July 14, 2024

Keep a hitler

To purposely leave a small square-shaped patch while shaving a woman's pubic hair.

- Dude, my new girlfriend likes to keep a Hitler and it's so turning me on!
- Nice

by dovca June 29, 2022