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Johnny Depp 

Famous Hollywood movie star. No one *really* knows what his true face looks like, because of the elaborate costumes and makeup he wears in his films. Over the years, scientists have been able to piece together what his actual face is like, but so far refuse to release it to the general public, fearing that the immense hotness of his natural good looks would make the world explode.

Since no one knows what he looks like (except for really hot), you can compliment almost anyone in the world by saying they look like Johnny Depp.
Person 1: Say, you look like Johnny Depp today!
Person 2: Aw, shucks.

Person 1: Wow, you really got your Johnny Depp face on tonight!
Person 2: But.. I'm a girl.
Person 1: I didn't say you weren't!
Johnny Depp by Nikkita Jayne July 9, 2010
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Johnny Appleseed

When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!
I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!

johnny paycheck 

An Individual who works and gets paid on Thursday but decides to take off either Friday or Monday for a longer weekend and Jew Jack's those stuck at work.

Johnny Rotten 

The police. Any law enforcement personnel.
Damn Johnny Rotten shock me down and tore up the inside of my car looking for dope.

Slow down there's Johnny Rotten waitting to bust some one.
Johnny Rotten by incognito12345 October 29, 2010

johnny depping 

Johnny depping some one is when you throw your phone at the other persons face after the act of love making
I'm johnny depping some one tonight
johnny depping by Martiniuos January 9, 2018

Johnny Cash 

A hot, painful sensation, felt in one's rectum, anus, bottom or bum. So named after the Johnny Cash song "Burning ring of Fire"
Man: I had some major chaffing today, I've got a Johnny Cash
OR
Woman: Yeah my boyfriend last night did me doggy style and today I've got a Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash by saitunes January 21, 2010

Johnny Cash 

When one has consumed an overly hot indian dish such as a Vindaloo leading to a dramatic piece of toilet action where the croucher over the pan has a proper "ring-stinger" or a Johnny Cash; or more specifically "A ring of fire" (coined from one of his most famous songs). May well be associated with "sphincter of fire".
"Jesus that was a hot curry last night"
"Yeah, you're right. I've had huge problems with Johnny Cash this morning"
"Really? What, listening to his music"
"Not in the strictest sense of the word, but it "burns burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire"

Johnny Cash by mini-man1980 November 18, 2007