boob job

fake boobs.

"She got a great boob job. I wonder how much those implants cost"

by Dana Mix August 18, 2003

Bag Job

When your jerking off and don't have lotion you get a bag of herrs potato chips and flip the bag inside out put it on your hand and beat off using the grease as lube.

I asked Trish to give me a bag job since she had real dry hands.

by Trizzy-jhizzy May 05, 2011

Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

by Simon December 14, 2003

italian job

Classic British heist caper from 1968 starring Sir Michael Caine of Rotherhithe and Noel Coward.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

by Mr Bridger February 25, 2004

rib job

When a male rubs his cock back and forth between a girls breasts(ribs, see rib rack) while she licks his head as it emerges from her breasts

Susan Gives awesome rib jobs cuz her muffins are the size of basketballs

by E. Nicky November 27, 2004

vagina job

when a guy doesn't cum inside of you; he pulls out before it gets messy. therefore, it doesn't count as sex.

"No, I totally did not have sex last night! He pulled out. It was just a vagina job, I swear!"

by Alan A May 16, 2007

gay job

The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.

Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.

by ChuckChaser69 August 14, 2008