New Jersey

One of the richest and most educated states in this country. If you can't drive, then get the Hell out, because most of us don't have that kind of patience. The only place that really "smells", like the stereotypes say, is Newark, personally. Has some of the best and biggest malls around, and is home to Jay and Silent Bob.

If you ask someone from Jersey if they're from "Joisey", you deserve a punch in the face.

See also Awesomeness.

I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, and many states of the South(Currently living in Florida.), and I gotta tell ya... JERSEY KICKS ALL THEIR ASSES!!!

by New Jersey Devil August 24, 2005

North Jersey

A place with good bagels, great pizza, White Castle, crazy parties, hot girls, and insane, yet clever drivers.
Warning: Show up with a Red Sox or Phillies hat, and we'll beat your ass.

Made up of:
-Bergen County.
-Passaic County.
-Hudson County.
-Union County.
-Morris County.
-Essex County.

Go ahead, call us Bennies. South Jersey would be nothing without North Jersey.

by northjerseybitch. May 21, 2010

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006

grawn jersey

a flannel shirt generally worn with a 59/50 and vans era's

A,"what are you wearing to that party" B,"my grawn jersey and vans what else?"

by xgrawnwaterx July 28, 2010

New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.

She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.

by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016

new jersey pizza queen

An entitled wealthy but clueless mentality that many middle USA women have and act in an fancy or classy environment. Just like a Pizza Hut-style mother of three in a fine-dining establishment, OR just like Kellyanne Conway in The White House.

Mmmm... dat Kell'anne Qwonye be all up in this bitch like a 'New Jersey Pizza Queen'. She all up IN da white house an bitch be straight up airing' out an dryin' her lady bits on the sofa with her shoes on the ground. For shame yo.

by FunkiestBunch February 28, 2017

Slower Jersey

Any area south of the Driscoll Bridge of the Garden State Parkway and/or the Route 1 Corridor to TRENTON.

People below this area are definitely “DIFFERENT” than North Jersey people. Usually found to be racist inbred, lower class, red necks who drive raised pick up trucks, and enjoy many different types of Beastiality.

They claim “Jersey” as their home butmin reality, they are not welcome here.

Look at all these Slower Jersey fucks with their raised pick up trucks.

by Mr BigStuff2 June 3, 2018