Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.

Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.

by Stew Nic December 9, 2008

tube jacked

downloading videos from video web sites lyk youtube, google vid etc using widgets, softwares.....

max: i got the new underground "THE GAME" video..
sazz: how did u get dat ?
max: i tube jacked it...

by Dilin Nair December 20, 2008

Mo Jacked

When some one ask you for countless ciggerettes, beers, shots, hits on a blunt, money for their cocain addiction,trying to scheme you into selling your playstation 2, or telling you he wants to sleep over and wont leave for 6 months, if you give into any of these you just got Mo jacked

Alex: Man I totally felt bad for this homless kid, i gave him cig's, weed, beer, let him crash here.

Jack: Well that was real nice of you man.

Alex: Yeah well the problem is that he has become a leach persay, he gets billigerntly drunk in front of my parents, and wears my clothes like they are his.

Jack: Oh shit man, you tottaly got Mo jacked

by jackchrizontay February 16, 2009

Straight Jacket Wank

Cross ur arms like your in a straight jacket and put ur nob between ur arms and move ur arms up and down

Aaron Hastings Sat Like Buddah and folded his arms ready for a straight jacket wank

by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009

wallet jacked

Paying too much for something, especially if you could have gotten it for much cheaper.

Jimbob: Hey, I just got this new whiz-bang ABC gizmo to do XYZ and only $40.

Jack: You know you could have gotten the DEF gizmo to do XYZ for a fifth the price? You've been wallet jacked!

by zodiac711 October 24, 2010

Fuckin Jacked

Super pissed off.

Ashley is fuckin jacked!

by Stanley Kodak November 26, 2010

Mud Jacket

When you're doing someone in the ass and you pull out and there's shit all over the condom.

Slutty girl- "Oooo baby, maybe later tonight you can do me in the bung hole and I can give you a mud jacket!"

Frat. boy- "Hell yeah!"

by Tony_Bennet January 11, 2011