by keifermail August 8, 2009
Get the God's Cruel Jokemug. A joke by which you and only yourself understands.
by Ryan Keech January 2, 2009
Get the super inside jokemug. Simply put, an inside joke with yourself. If you have to many of these, it is no longer a joke, its a mental condition.
Me: I was just climbing the tree and...
Classmate: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Me: Uhhh, dude, I haven't even got to the marginally funny part. What's the big deal?
Classmate: Oh nothing, just thought of something.
Me: Care to share?
Classmate: No not really, just an inside inside joke.
Me: I'm just going to move on then. So i was climbing the tree...
Classmate:HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Me: Sigh.
Classmate: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Me: Uhhh, dude, I haven't even got to the marginally funny part. What's the big deal?
Classmate: Oh nothing, just thought of something.
Me: Care to share?
Classmate: No not really, just an inside inside joke.
Me: I'm just going to move on then. So i was climbing the tree...
Classmate:HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Me: Sigh.
by Ev003 October 11, 2011
Get the Inside inside jokemug. The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
by Richard Haass March 14, 2022
Get the Sumerian Tavern Jokemug. Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
Get the Yo mama jokesmug. by dopplerganger July 18, 2007
Get the zombie jokemug. When a hilarious joke is told only to be followed by a lame attempt to make it funnier by useing a cheesy comparison. Usally made by a mom/mother.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: why?
P1: to get the the other side
Mom: Haha like a turkey
Everyone else: O_O ugh mom joke
P2: why?
P1: to get the the other side
Mom: Haha like a turkey
Everyone else: O_O ugh mom joke
by Cali Buckinghamshire August 17, 2010
Get the Mom Jokemug.