jim

As a verb: the ejaculation of any gender through sexual means or otherwise.

As a noun: slippery sauce from the depths of tartarus or the peaks of mount olympus.

“Oh jee wiz, I’m gonna jim! I’m gonna..." *jims*

by harrius mchildrowton April 25, 2021

jim wilde

A sexy ladies man. Has skills. Very good with his hands. Has an amazing penis. Faithful, humble, and makes women crazy.

Jim wilde? Ya we know him who doesn't?

Fuck Jim Wilde. He fucked my lady!

by Dr. Phillip oliverholes December 20, 2016

slim jim

something known for either eating or sticking up your mate's ass

I stuck a slim jim up Mr johnsons ass when he fell asleep at the school lock up

by slimjims are nice June 17, 2022

Jim

The god of the world and life. Jim is the god of all gods you must hail him.

Person 1: Do you hail Jim?
Person 2: Of course i do!

by HBombBomb July 16, 2021

Jimming it

The process of waiting to ask out someone because they are in a serious relationship. Based off of the TV show, The Office, where a main character, Jim, waits until his future soulmate is out of a relationship to ask her out

"Hey man u gonna ask her out this weekend"
"Nah man she's dating Roy right now, I'm Jimming it till then"
"All right I gotchu"

by PoopButt July 1, 2016

Jim

Welsh slang for "spliff"

Daf: "Hey Alan, up for a Jim??"
Alan: "Oooh I dunno about tonight, maybe we can have a gym sesh another day?"
Daf: "Ahh fairs that's OK"
Alan: "I wouldn't mind coming over for a spliff tho!"
Daf: "Ffs Alan, Jim means spliff"

"Babes you up for rolling us a phat Jim?"

by mistarjems February 3, 2020

Jim bob

A redneck pervert that Marries one or more of his own daughters.

See that pervert over there. He’s a real Jim bob.

by Evillive August 27, 2025