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tarmac jack

A person who works on highway or roadside construction while working with tar and crushed rock.

A British hillbilly located somewhere in the Adirondacks in the states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, or New York. Nobody is aware as to where they come from or how they got to where they are, but they are infamous for appearing out of forests near rarely used highways and pulling down their pants, shaking their ass in front of cars passing by before returning to the woods in which they appeared. They have also been seen paddling bare naked in wooden canoes when it is raining heavily, only wearing a pair of construction ear muffs, with one of the ears having had the silicone removed from it. Known places of residence of Tarmac Jacks are often red white and blue tool sheds in the middle of nowhere next to a desolate road with at least one hundred "kill Biden," or "fuck Biden" signs in the front. The most common locations that these men are found are in Tupper Lake, New York and Stark, Vermont and Berlin, New York, and sometimes, but very rarely, Concord, New Hampshire.
Well, looks you've scored yourself a job as a roadside worker, Jim. You'll be a real Tarmac Jack now!

Who's that weird motherfucker shaking his ass in front of our car?
Ah, don't worry 'bout that, Jimmy boy. That's just one of them lunatic Tarmac Jacks.
by garfsnarf December 17, 2022
mugGet the tarmac jackmug.

jack rolled

Getting robbed while being drunk.
I left the party liquored up and got jack rolled while staggering home.
by whippleshield July 17, 2020
mugGet the jack rolledmug.

Jack McBeth

Jack Mcbeth is a lovely boy
by lovelyboy1234556788 June 29, 2022
mugGet the Jack McBethmug.

Jack Green

When you do a Jack Green. YOu do a gay.
Oliver Sinclair (male): wow he's so hot
Linoln Potter (Male): BRO! Why did you just pull a jack green??
by sinclairmoto April 22, 2022
mugGet the Jack Greenmug.

Jack Marston

That little dude that roams around camp
Well well its Jack Marston again
by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019
mugGet the Jack Marstonmug.

Jack Lalanne

while getting a blow job, right before you blow, you pull out and yell Jack Lalanne, and you jizz on her eye brows, giving the Jack lalanne white unibrow
i gave that girl from the bar the Jack Lalanne last night
by k1k2728 September 3, 2009
mugGet the Jack Lalannemug.

jack cunt

Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.
Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."
by winegrape May 5, 2015
mugGet the jack cuntmug.

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