Isaiah

Perfection personified.

When he breathes, humanity is given new life. When he wakes, so does the world. When he eats, the universe fasts in courtesy to him. When he bathes, the oceans flock to his surrounding. When he cries, the sun burns away his tears its fiery corona as agreed upon in the multiversal ordinance. Omniscient. Omnipotent. Omnipresent; All are gracious for his esteemed glory and almighty immaculateness.

Isaiah
All of existence: "Oh immaculate one, we are gracious for your heavenly divinity."

by Master-Wordsmith October 10, 2021

Isaiah

Isaiahs are smelly and gross and stinky and are annoying.

ugh isaiah is here run away

by kaitlynmeyers November 22, 2021

Noelia Isaac

Noelia Isaac are people who always cum on each other

Noelia Isaac when are you guys cumming

by Monks September 7, 2016

The Binding Of Isaac

A 600+ hour long rogue like video game that will make you lose your social life and make you use your time terribly!

Hey, ever heard of the binding of isaac?

Yeah, isn't that like a really long game?
yeah.

by Pokeymandude July 30, 2023

Isaac

A dumb ass who can't take a hit worth his retarded life

-a cool ass nigga

Isaac hold this blunt

by The Sal MVP November 14, 2016

Isaac

a piece of shit

"Oh, look at that Isaac! Being shitty as usual."

by raidfaggit000 February 21, 2017

Isaac

A fat ass bitch who is always on his phone. He eats everything. Retard.

Isaac is fat and stupid

by BigJuciyLongFatDick April 6, 2017