Hipster Lisp

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.

Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?

by Eat, Pray, Love March 24, 2011

hipster hunch

Characteristic posture of hipsters. Super lax posture of the neck and shoulders forming a sharp curve from upper back to protruding head.

When Greg watched the indie band perform, he nodded along to the music while standing with a hipster hunch.

He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.

by Jay-See November 2, 2013

Hipster moke

Hitting a mod/vape while hitting a dry herb vaporizer with weed

Packing the dry herb vaporizer with weed and tobacco

What are you doing

I'm doing a hipster moke

by Yupyupyuuup September 14, 2016

unintentional hipster

Someone who acts very much like a hipster without even trying. Most if not all their favorite books, movies, video games, etc will be completely non-mainstream or obscure. They don't normally like things that are mainstream but unlike a traditional hipster it's not just for the arbitrary reason that they are mainstream.

unintentional hipster: "Eminem has great lyrics but he lacks the vocabulary that Aesop Rock has, I like him alot more."
friend of unintentional hipster: "Who tf is Aesop Rock? Do you mean A$AP Rocky?"
unintentional hipster: "No."

by realUsernameHours January 2, 2018

hipster sean

A fat, bearded gay man that wears ill fitting clothes,( mostly flannels). He also claims to be highly skilled in the arts and sciences but his actions will prove he has no clue of either. He will often wear hot topic style clothes of old punk and metal bands to try and impress the real men in his life; However real men with see him as the poser he truly is.

That fat lumberjack guy drinking a latte in his misfits T-shirt is a real hipster Sean.

by lordofalltime January 15, 2018

hipster fuccboi

Unlike typical fuccbois you will find these in groups of 5 to 10. Usually using slang before it's cool and doing style before it's cool. Unfortunately they can still steal your bitches like a typical fuccboi unlike a hipster. Usually succumb to cuffing season at some point in their lives, unlike typical fuccbois.

John: Look at Asher over there with his beanie, stealing our bitches like a true hipster fuccboi.

by HipsterFuccboi February 13, 2017

Hillbilly Hipster

People who follow and copy the trends of the numerous "white trash" reality shows. Typical Hillbilly Hipsters proudly wear Duck Dynasty shirts, pajama bottoms, Croc shoes, and Realtree Camo jackets.

Wal-Mart got a fresh delivery of Croc's today, and all the Hillbilly Hipsters were lining up to get the latest Camo printed ones!

by Dez4prez October 25, 2016