Helpie

When someone takes a picture of their self in danger

I think my daughter just took a helpie at a frat party. Should I call 911?

by Merry Am January 21, 2020

helmet army

Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111

John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB

by Kaprisas June 23, 2020

helmet washie

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.

Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

Helmet shiner

Someone who licks 🍆 tips

You helmet shiner

by Wolfsoul76YT October 9, 2020

helmetguy

Funny guy from pixel place discord.

Hey is that helmetguy

by Notc4luke October 15, 2020

Helmet Fest

A word use describe a large amount of dudes at a party or gathering

Damn that party is a helmet fest

by Sc69734 November 3, 2020

Helptember

When someone is in his/her hardest school months and needs help. If a student is having helptember, it is obligatory to pass him all the homeworks and let him cheats in all exams.

"Bryan, this month is my Helptember"
"Ok, which subjects?"
"Math and Science"
"Ok"

by dani182511 December 7, 2020