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Tahlia Hong Kong

A girl who changes hair like they change pants
by Dio goes WRRYYYY6 April 28, 2021
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corn holing

A eference to sodomy. The butt cheeks look like the ears of a corn. When sodomizing someone, a penis must be inserted between the butt cheeks, thus making a hole between the corn ears. Corn holing.
Our politicians have been corn holing us for years with high taxes and tax dollar giveaways to their rich friends.
by AngryRicecel June 25, 2021
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nerd holing

The act of removing a "nerd" from a "nerd hole", often in manor similar to noodling.
Dave has to go nerd holing to get the CTO to attend morning meetings.
by BillNyeTheNerdyGuy July 6, 2021
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Edison Hoang

He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.

I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison

Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.

Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉

End of Act I
—Act II—

Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.

Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.

Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.

*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.

*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*

End of Act II
—Finale—

Edison: Hey. Long time no see.

Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄

Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.

*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*

—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)

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by ChineseLatkes July 28, 2021
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Corn-holing

The feeling of the poop approaching the edge of the anus or the feeling of the poop exiting your butthole (occasionally feeling like a corncob exiting the anal canal).

Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.

Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"
Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.
by Christoph Sausage October 21, 2021
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Grant Hong

Grant Hong is Some fat neck that plays csgo all day and does not go outside

He sounds nine he acts nine and he looks nine
Is scared of being doxed and is proud of himself when he beats up a 10 year old
Funky monkey
Slow brain is Grant Hong
by 20+AD *Ship9asudh [AIOSdasd November 4, 2021
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Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.
Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.
by Hootie J November 7, 2021
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