Globster

Your best friend lobster

I got a pet lobster yesterday. He a real one so he’s a globster

by Gloopy51 May 30, 2022

Goobawooba

When u take a big fat dumb

"bro did u take a goobawooba?????"

by Anymeowus June 3, 2022

Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022

Goober

A persons action, body language etc. that said person considers it normal but among other people it is generally thought as weird.

That kid is a goober

Why is that goober playing dungeons and dragons he’s like 17

by Takes two to mango June 9, 2022

GooB

Someone who just doesn't give a fuck what the establishment or authority or the current narrative has to say, and sticks to middle fingers up in the air while walking away Proudly.

Are you a GooB too?
Goobs Unite!

Man, Look at that guy! He just gave the them two middle fingers and walked away like he didn't give a crap what they had to say. Wow he is such a GooB! How do I become like that?

by anonymous June 14, 2022

goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock

That guy looks like such a goober kisser

by FitsMagee June 20, 2022

gobshog

A gobshog is when someone does anything stupid or messes up with something

Did you see Scott drowned in the water, what a gobshog

by Jmcgwn July 17, 2022