boob gate

When you hock up a snot ball, spit it between her tits, and slam your bits between her tits til you lose your load.

"Oh man i totally did a boob gate to some chick last night she loved it."

by Woody Woodpecker April 18, 2008

gated

gated: online content that requires some sort of registration or login to access it. bugmenot addresses this issue

dude 1: yo check out tha link i sent u!
dude 2: i was stoked to read it, bro, but it was gated. so, yeah, i didn't read it.
dude 1: your internets are broken.

by g|\/| May 22, 2007

gate keeping

When someone is too full of themselves and wants everyone else to pay tax for the privilege they enjoy.

John Black Jr on (twitter.com/johnblackjr/status/1356087399005097988?s=20) gate keeping.

Do you have a CS degree Corey? Did you take a class in formal languages at all? Regular expressions, push down automata, Turing machines, etc?

HTML isn't a programming language. It's just markup.

by deathstick February 1, 2021

Bill Gates

Invented the Mac, founder of Intel, own 120% of the government. best of all, he owns Nintendo. Born 2000 BC, died 1987 AD due to bite in the frontal lobe.

Hey, did you see the new Bill Gates computer? it sucks, i'm going back to windows.

by BrandonTBX September 4, 2016

gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

by Joe June 18, 2006

Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

Gatekeeping

The act of talking to a friend or peer who is taking a shit.

Person 1: *answers phone* "hello"
Person 2: "hey, whats up?"
Person 1: "nothing really, just sittin around."
Person 2: "WRONG! your gatekeeping again."
Person 1: "ewwww"

by Ndyah Hcaz June 13, 2010