fuckbed

the second of two beds in a hotel room used explicitly for the purpose of fucking, not sleeping, without regard to how, what, or where body fluids are deposited

Damn T-dawg, we need to get out of this fuckbed and get some sleep before I get dehydrated

by Professor Steamboat October 4, 2008

fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.

"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"

by D April 11, 2004

Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"

by Rick(y) December 13, 2008

ass-fucked

Anally penetrated."

"Don't pick up the soap," or you'll get ass-fucked.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

by J4ke July 15, 2006

fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.

"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."

by ldne May 16, 2005

mother fuckemy

The Study of mother fuckers

In my mother fuckemy book I have recorded that mother fuckers are gay

by nosrepolleh April 16, 2007