fatty fatty no friends

An awkward obese adolescent.They are quiet,smelly,weird,and have no friends(other than their mom).When they go swimming,they wear an oversized t-shirt,rather than taking their shirts(moo moos) off.Are often found near/inside of food machines,refrigerators,or fast-food joints.Interests often include:

-food
-specially made pants
-television
-bad fashion
-vampires
-power rangers or pokêmon

*taunting*....fatty fatty no friends! fatty fatty no friends!

Hey,you fatty fatty no friends! Get outta here! Go cry yourself to sleep inside of your refrigerator.

by Michael Nguyen July 18, 2006

Friendswood

Stuck-up rich white town located between Houston and Galveston that consists of white people who think they are the shit, act black (even though they have never met a black person and are scared if them) and slut bags.

Hey man where you from?
Friendswood?
Aw shit them is a bunch of rich stuck up white boys there.
We're not rich we're well off. I'll sue you for bein black too.

by poopizle June 4, 2008

friends

when in the case of a guy and girl, a state of denial in which the guy tells the girl he doesn't have feelings for her and in return is never truly happy

Ya, i'm cool with us just being friends.

We'll always be friends. (but goddamn it why not more)

by dkwg February 24, 2007

Friendship

Two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together.

Carl: "But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now"

Paul: "What? Why?"

Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."

by Lightning533 January 5, 2011

As friends

When You text someone asking them to prom, they don't like you like that so you get the "as friends" reply twice

Jordan "hey wanna go prom"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"

by Willz May 20, 2017

friendster

the website myspace replaced.

fuck friendster. join myspace!

by ron June 11, 2006

Friendsgiving

When friends and family members gather around before Thanksgiving. An assortment of food is prepared and stories are shared of why everyone is friends and thankful for each other. The only difference between Friendsgiving and Thanksgiving is someone at the party secretly dips their genitals in the gravy before everyone eats without telling a soul. The big secret is then revealed a couple weeks later via picture or video.

Friendsgiving was great! I ate so much food and everyone was conversing nicely. I will say, the gravy was a little on the salty side. I wonder why that was?

by Larry Templeton November 20, 2013