Skip to main content

Fastachno

Noun:

Refers to the legendary fu manchu-like mustache sported by Major League Baseball player Sal Fasano.

Can be used to describe a mustache that resembles that of Fasano.
"Wow, that guy has a Fastachno!"

"Check out the Fastachno on that guy."
by Diyanuh January 6, 2008
mugGet the Fastachno mug.

Fastel

Bitches too classy for dat faster life
Type fastel
mugGet the Fastel mug.
Related Words

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.
You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?
by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009
mugGet the Split-fingered fastball mug.

gotta move faster

A phrase used in the In The Groove (ITG) dance game community to express the idea that no matter how fast they have rate modded a song, they need to move faster in order to be good.
Mad Matt: "I just passed One More Lovely on 1.1x rate."

Someone else: "Gotta move faster!"
by zakatakx December 2, 2009
mugGet the gotta move faster mug.

Fasters

V
When getting out of somewhere just isn't fast enough. To leave a situation involving idiotic people when a jet aircraft isn't going to work, and you have had enough.
After a last altercation with an idiot, we decided to get out of there fasters.
by rich8ch July 12, 2015
mugGet the Fasters mug.

Fastard

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.
by Perennialartist January 15, 2006
mugGet the Fastard mug.

Fasties

A person with a low level of intelligence enrolled in what is called a fast forward program.

They smoke, smell bad, are greasy, crusty and the weather has no effect on them.
Person 1: Look at those fasties out there in the snow smoking! It must be so cold!

Person 2: Foolish niner, don't you know fasties are immune to all weather conditions?
by Roro-Retaliation October 16, 2007
mugGet the Fasties mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email