ferret face

someone who has minimal lips and no chin

The TV show M*A*S*H included Major Frank Burns, aka "Ferret Face".

by Hot Lips Houlihan July 1, 2003

Facebook "Friend"

A "friend" on facebook whom you added after meeting for a brief period of time. A friend of a friend of a friend, someone you met at a bar, or just a random acquaintance who happened to add you. You rarely, if ever speak to this person.

"Why are 90% of my friends Facebook friends? Who the hell is (XXX)?"

"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""

A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""

by SimpsonsFanatic August 7, 2009

facechat

The verb used to describe the online conversation with people using the new Facebook chat feature.

Upon logging in to Facebook, Matt was immediately bombarded with friends who wanted to facechat.

by Yoni Bain April 6, 2008

Facebook Chicken

When two people would like to add each other as friends, but don't want to be the ones who make the friend invitation. This puts them in a game of Facebook Chicken, where they wait until the first person gives in to making the first add invitation.

A: "Check out the pictures of Jenny in the 80s party, it's hilarious!"
B: "Uhh, I have to view it through John, right?"
A: "Yea, your his friend, right?"
B: "Eh, we are still playing Facebook Chicken."
A: "Serious? We've known him for 2 years!"
B: "Yea, but then he'll think I want to be his friend."
A: "But you do!"
B: "I know, but I want him to be the first to ask me, it's complicated ok!"

by A3DFXx May 5, 2008

faceit

A daily dose of rage with a few sprinkles of toxicity on top.

Player1: Wanna play some chill matchmaking m8?
Player2: Naah, I'll rather go for a round of faceit.

by Niggabyte July 24, 2019

poo poo butt face

The best roast ever!

Yo ure such a poo poo butt face for not inviting me to that party

by BILLEBAB April 11, 2017

My face when

A meme on 4chan that lets you post what your face would look like in a specific situation. Usually posted in greentext with a picture of said face, like this.

why.jpg

>mfw a eurofag called American Football smibbily wobbly ball near me

>my face when an American was fat near me

>my face when hitler was still alive

>my face when usa won the world cup

>my face when Soulja Boy is considered a musical artist near me

My visage, mfw, my countenance are acceptable as well

by Roc18 August 20, 2010