English Dessert

When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.

Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.

by AJBrock September 10, 2020

English Grammar

Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)

Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss

by REB7293_2223hfje September 15, 2020

English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.

"I gave mother some English marks last night"

by ingleesh September 16, 2020

englishy

a world used by only the dopest people to describe something that is very english teacher like

English teacher: *Rambles on about a symbol in Macbeth they made up*
Student: That was a very englishy class
Other Student: Yes indeed

by anonymous September 23, 2020

ENGLISH

the language we are all speaking.

Chinese dude: 请问厕所在哪里?
English dude: English pls

by Yuri von tarded September 24, 2020

english

a kind of language americans use

"SPEAK english OR GET OUT OF AMERICA"

by brrrrrrrrruh September 29, 2020

Englishing

When you can speak English very professionally to another person

I am not good at Englishing today

by Arronburr October 22, 2020