English

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.

English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.

by PremiumCookie February 18, 2020

English Snowball

When your having sex with a women, and your going hard without a condom, you then cum, while remaining completely oblivious.

"Dude, I think I might be a father."
"How can you tell?"
"I think I may of pulled an English Snowball on that hot construction worker last night, she was wayyy more wet than usual."

by IFeelSick:( February 26, 2020

Engwish

Similar to Engrish, but purposefully misspelled to sound cute and toddler-like.

"Y yis I can speaks engwish UwU"

by EvilShaggy March 19, 2020

English Only USA

The all-American ideology that in the US, only all-American English is the only acceptable language.

Oh so you're speaking in Spanish all up in here? Go back to where you came from this is English Only USA.

by comic sans April 11, 2020

English

Its a type of language, stupid. Go to fucking school

You speak fucking english, bitch.

Wait what?

Your fucking dumb.

by Thatsmartthicchotassbitch April 22, 2020

english muffin code

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly

"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."

by HabaneroPacifier May 14, 2020

English Dessert

When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.

Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.

by AJBrock September 10, 2020