Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
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Get the dirt behind the ears mug.When a notably oversize teacher/instructor has so much trouble erasing a white/chalkboard that they begin to jiggle and breath laboriously.
My chemistry teacher performed the Trost Erase every time she needed to stand up and wipe the board clean.
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A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.
A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.
Lee: Frank, have you seen Lewis's teeth? They’re well white, well nice! Bruv.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
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an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?
father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
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Get the pour water out of the ears mug.(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
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