diddleumptious

The additive junction to a word that causes it to become delicious in every aspect.

Hey Mike your mom is so hot! You might even say she's milf-diddleumptious! Dude I just really want to bang your Mom!

by Pabs Momoney December 12, 2007

Diddlebock Suit

An awesomely ugly plaid suit.

I convinced my friend to wear a Diddlebock Suit to the dance.

by kinura January 11, 2008

DIDDLEYCRAPP

An expression of meaning nothing,or having no substance.
Diddleycrapp also known as diddleysquatt.Slang for the word
nothing.

I did not get diddleycrapp for a bonus!
Nothing he said meant diddleycrapp.

by ROB W.JACKSON January 11, 2009

diddy friend

A fair-weather friend who is only interested in you if you have money, prestige, or fame.

Dude's just a diddy friend. Minute my cash is gone, he's outta here.

by Redneckmama February 6, 2008

diddlespitter

a person who excessively spits while masturbating.

"Yo Eric, god last night was great, huh?"
"Yeah, except Joe is a total diddlespitter! I think he spit in my mouth, dog!"

by C0CKSP4NK3R January 4, 2009

diddleydoosh

dirty rotten doosh bag

oh my god this guy is such a diddleydoosh.

by randongeek March 27, 2009

didily pop

A man (or woman) who pleasures himself/herself in public.

Oh look, that guy is didily poping himself!

by alkdjhf March 30, 2009