Urban Dictionary 

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

Urban Dictionary by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

A website that has words.

Urban Dictionary is a great website if you like looking at words.

Urban Dictionary by IQuarent August 9, 2017

Urban Dictionary.com 

A website that aliens use to figure out how the human language works.

Alien 1: Thanks to Urban Dictionary.com, I now know what thot means.
Alien 2: Fascinating. It's getting easier and easier for us to communicate with the humans.

Urban Dictionary.com by Zechariah Williams May 2, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

1. A wondrous place of abundant knowledge. In the bible there was no tree of knowledge it was just the urban dictionary. You have most likely seen this place once or twice in your life, including right now.

2. The main source of all hipster vocabulary.

3. A place where people like me go to write definitions or look up strange words when they reach peak boredom. Helps with procrastination

Found: On the internet from most locations

(person 1) What does dictionary mean.
(person 2) Im not sure look it up in the urban dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by aManOfCopiousWisdom March 17, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

An awesome website designed for people to give out, and show definitions or words, terms ETC.

“I need the definition of retard! What is it?”
“Check the Urban Dictionary, retard!”

Urban Dictionary by DEUCE+TURD March 22, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A fucking dumbass dictionary where every definition has something to do with sex.

Random 1: Heard of Urban Dictionary before?
Random 2: You mean that dictionary where every definition is about sex?
Random 1: Yeah that shit.

Urban Dictionary by DON’TEVENTRYITBOI November 11, 2018

Urban Dickionary 

Basically a digital burn book. Where people vent about their classmates and people they hate anonymously hoping to make themselves feel better about their own sad lives.

You: Haha <insert name> is such a loser!

You: I’m gonna add their name to Urban Dickionary with a bunch of swear words!
*Submits*
Also you: Hah-aha...ah *cries*

Urban Dickionary by Itchythot2000 November 14, 2018