Cookerist

Somebody who is so high that they are the most cooked.

Ian is a cookerist.

by Cook Master July 22, 2009

cookaloon

Cookaloon is a stupid, idiot, silly lunatic, person. shorten to just loon.

It has its origins from Calabria, Italy, where a lot loons came from.

You are such a cookaloon. Don't be a cookaloon.

by BP the quiest achiever February 5, 2010

cookaphrenia

the desire and need to cook....

Maryjo says "Diana, I need to go to rehab for I think that I have cookaphrenia"

by a techer of language March 8, 2010

Cook My Mouth Krabs

1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.

Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"

by Best Person Ever Really+ Jack October 30, 2010

Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>

Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!

by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013