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cooper

coopers are very negitive people and they are needy if they dont get what they want they throw a tantrum. cooper is very violent and if you know a cooper who is like this: RED FLAG. when it comes to cleaning cooper can never be trusted.
coopers ussally have small cocks and they idmit it too.
your welcome little bro
person 1: hey cooper!

cooper: fuck off.
person 2: jeez no need to be negitive
by idktbhsoooye July 5, 2022
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peyton cooper

this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper

me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 23, 2019
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Cooper

Cooper well most known for being the name of a lovable dog can also be the name of the type of guy made to be a golden retriever boyfriend.

He’s sweet, funny, smart, cozy, and content with being a homebody. Because of his comfortable nature and physical touch love language he loves being with people. This means he has a difficult time being without a girlfriend and moves on quickly after breakups but deeply enjoys being in a long term relationship where he feels safe, and makes it his mission to make a woman feel like she has someone to rely on and cares deeply for her safety. He is capable of making people feel welcome into every conversation, able to talk to anyone from different types of people groups and find common ground.
He likes to challenge your beliefs but you’ll be able to learn more about yourself through it, whether or not it was originally an angry conversation.
Cooper made me feel so loved.

Cooper deserves all the happiness the world has to offer.
by Happlily November 24, 2021
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Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
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Cooper

Cooper is a gecko that lives inside you walls
Cooper is in the walls
by Steve the holy April 14, 2023
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Cooper modras BMX

a bike that was found at a school and got smashed at a skatepark and cooper cant tighten the front wheel so it just fell off and everything was loose on it when it was found and the chain fell off and there was rust all over it.
that looks like Cooper modras BMX
by Mr Beanswer March 24, 2024
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Cooper

cooper is a amazing boy i have met at church he is shy but also funny he is incredibly sweet and any person would be lucky to have a cooper in their life cooper, is a gift to be around and just lights up a room coopers smile is worth everything he is genuine with everything he does we just recently started talking again and he swept me off my feet took a couple days until i realized i still had feelings for cooper and the more you get to know cooper the more genuine he is, he cares deeply and insanely trustworthy, cooper has a amazing sense of humor and will match energy’s and is also incredibly attractive he is very handsome, his eyes if u look into them you get lost, he genuinely is the type of guy girls dream about he’s tall curly brownish hair and pretty eyes he is a wonderful person he is the guy that has a charming appearance and charming personality and thats rare, any person would be lucky to have cooper in their life i could talk about cooper for hours he’s very enjoyable to talk to and will keep a conversation going, he is the first boy I’ve ever met thats unpredictable you will never know whats going threw coopers head until he says something he’s nonchalant. God put him into my life for a reason and I’m not giving up this chance he matches energies so well and has a wonderful personality cooper is overall a amazing person if you meet cooper treat him with respect!💞
cooper is a genuine person.
by justasimplelovergirl November 20, 2023
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