cooking brisket

when someone farts

“ewww who’s cooking brisket” (who just farted)

by caspercue July 23, 2021

cook

(v.) when someone doubts someone but lets their shitty idea develop

“yo brad is NOT rizzing katie up right now”

“hang on dude, let him cook”

by Billy Bowery December 4, 2023

Cooking with kya

Tiktok girl taht went viral for having both an appealing body and good food singsonging "Cookingwithkya"

"Cooking with kya, cooking with kyaaa"

by rahhh!! December 11, 2024

I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.

His dick is so big, I’m cooked.

by Kittyflip April 10, 2024

Cooked ice

Kim Kardashians stepmom

Ohh did you see Kim K’s cooked ice?

by Dave_the_plumber March 26, 2021

Keldon Cook

it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.

Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.

Person 2: Keldon Cook?

Person 1: (Head explodes.)

by HoundThatFeeds December 26, 2013

Cooked

T1m me J Hair Wrist

You're Cooked

by john hamburger February 18, 2024