Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.

yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week

by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025

Columbian Fire Crickets

The act of spreading ones foreskin infront of the sparks coming off an angle grinder.

"I hear Jude is really into Columbian Fire Crickets."

by Blortlord May 1, 2025

Columbina Hyposelenia

Little dove beneath the moon

My name is Columbina Hyposelenia.

by notalittledove February 10, 2026

Columbo-ing

The act of going down a brush covered incline at a rapid pace at the edge of losing control but staying upright.

From Columbo episode S2E1 “The Greenhouse Jungle”

We got down to the river using the steep slope by Columbo-ing our way down.

by JoeyJoJoJunior Shabadoo March 1, 2026

Columbus Boil

When an older man sits in a hot tub while a younger man stands fully clothed and watches. Generally for sexual gratification

I walked outside and saw Brad and Brian engaged in a Columbus Boil

by Willis67 March 14, 2026

Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.

"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"

by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025