chroniatrics

a belief- and this is true indeed- that time will cure all anxieties, tensions and other adversities. It is based on the proverb that time is a great healer.

Do not get hypochondriac; leave it to chroniatrics.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2010

chronic typo transposia

Inability to type without chronically repeating the same error of transposing "the" with "hte" or some other variation of always and consistent chronic transposition error when typing.

I said "EXTREMLELY" but meant, "extremely", oh no! I must have chronic typo transposia"!

by DeebTheWordCreator October 14, 2011

chroncore

Crusty, old, moldy dog feces that's at least 9 days old that still has a bad stench to it.

Your Ex boyfriend is the worst chroncore ever, he is such a scrub. Man you smell like chroncore take a shower. Smells like some nasty chroncore in there. Check your shoes I smell chroncore. Go shower you chroncore smelling mother fucker.

by BitchPuddingCME November 15, 2016

Chronic Curve

Where a man's penis is curved so bad it's dreadful

"Hey, how was last night with John?" "I was terrible! He has Chronic Curve

by Stevie Arrington December 14, 2016

chronic dishevelment

An ailment suffered by people who look like hell most of the time, even when they are trying hard to not look like hell.

Betty: There's Tom, looking like walking hell again.
Jenny: He's the fucking poster child for chronic dishevelment.
Betty: Ha!

by mark52million March 9, 2019

Chronomancy

The act of picking the best date to do something, typically through magical means.

Jeff used Chronomancy to decide when the chinese new year celebrations were to be held.

by pyrocracy May 17, 2019

diamond chronic

very high quality weed known for winning many local Cannabis Cups

Yo, J, light up that diamond chronic.

by piefka ice March 11, 2004