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Chinese takeout

When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.
I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.
by Rude Dude December 15, 2019
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The Chinese Zodiac

The Chinese Zodiac cycles divided into 12 parts

each labels at least the majority of those parts with names of animals, and each is widely associated with a culture of attributing influence of a person's relationship to the cycle.
Person 1:Hey,you're a Tiger in the chinese zodiac,right?
Person 2:Yeah. What sign are you?
Person 3:I'm a Rabbit
by TheZodiacGirl June 16, 2010
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chinese enama

A "chinese enama" is when you are preforming anal sex and pee in there ass for a great sensation.
A chinese enama is when you get bonned in th ass
by TJKKk666 May 26, 2008
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chinese food fart

A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
I just ate some chow fun and the chinese food farts are making everyone hallucinate.
by chilipepr November 2, 2006
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Chinese Penis Trap

When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.
Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"
by Jared & Josh April 12, 2010
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chone

A word to be used randomely. Teenagers may use "chone" to refer to friends or adults who are often confused by their choning.
That Matt Hourican Dude just choned up Sam Allon.
by Beckinator May 21, 2009
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Chinese Love Beads

Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.
man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.
by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005
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