flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.

Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.

by BernieG95 January 21, 2018

Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.

Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!

by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014

tiny chode

A Tiny Chode is a Penis that is wider than it is long . Basically a micropenis that cant penetrate a vagina or butt hole.

Justin, I cant feel you inside me. You have a tiny chode and I am unsatisfied.

by LarksAbout March 01, 2017

Wavy Chode

It waves like the waves in the sea

That kid named Dylon has a wavy chode.

by tumiyyuo August 20, 2013

chode slapper

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.

Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.

by CroissantLife July 25, 2012

Chode Patrol

Chode Patrol is an elite group of individuals who go to to deepest depths of Omegle and other online platforms in order to rid the online world of internet wankers.

While I had just finished a good hearty conversation with a stranger around the world, I was soon after greeted with the chode of a internet wanker . I sure wish the chode patrol were there to save me.

by Laquorious III January 23, 2019

Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014