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flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.
Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.
by BernieG95 January 21, 2018
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Chode Breath

Chode breath is the scent of someone whos breth smells like they’ve sucked a fat chode ( you can also use thks word as any insult you desire
by Didxjudpo January 20, 2019
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Chode Patrol

Chode Patrol is an elite group of individuals who go to to deepest depths of Omegle and other online platforms in order to rid the online world of internet wankers.
While I had just finished a good hearty conversation with a stranger around the world, I was soon after greeted with the chode of a internet wanker . I sure wish the chode patrol were there to save me.
by Laquorious III January 23, 2019
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Sucks Chode

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022
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tiny chode

A Tiny Chode is a Penis that is wider than it is long . Basically a micropenis that cant penetrate a vagina or butt hole.
Justin, I cant feel you inside me. You have a tiny chode and I am unsatisfied.
by LarksAbout March 1, 2017
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Chode chaser

A person who likes chode so much they go out of their way to find a man with a chubby small penis!
Dang! Charlie is such a chode chaser, that is the third guy this week.
by Sexymandingo February 19, 2017
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chode slapper

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
by CroissantLife July 25, 2012
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