Hairless Cat

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)

Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3

by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011

cat fucker

Someone who fucks the feline variety.

"Hey you cat fucker" Ryan cranny from Michigan

by dobrom Bramis January 20, 2009

cat voice

a condescending cutesy voice that people use when conversing with their cat.

I didn't think I had a cat voice, until I got a cat: "heyy kitty-kitty, my baby, baby kitty, mmmmm helloo, yess, my bebbeee (etc)"

by annelise247 November 21, 2007

Bubby Cat

A small, fat, adorable cat who has no legs or arms, and just lays around all day. Very silent. Very mysterious. A comfortable and cuddly pet to have.

"Isn't bubby cat the cutest little thing"

by talknerdyplease May 19, 2017

Cat cabob

Dick or penis

Last night my man skewered my pussy with his cat cabob

by Indabutt April 22, 2017

Hood Cat

Hoodlums from the city of Fountain Valley.

Yo that nigga over there is from Fountain Valley he's probably a Hood Cat.

by master cat May 9, 2011

Keyboard Catting

Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.

He is keyboard catting, he must be new.

by Zach Gaming (YouTuber) August 10, 2019