To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
by Rasus January 31, 2015
Get the to catch the crazy turkeymug. by str8pressure June 7, 2022
Get the are you gonna catch this ball if I throw itmug. Man i went to Carls Jr. And asked for a Coke and they gave me a diet Coke. I wasn't ready to catch the grenade on that one.
by Mr.Alaverga April 1, 2021
Get the catch the grenademug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)mug. Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.
by MasterFast December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the crazy turkeymug. by hawkwins April 7, 2017
Get the catch the wallmug. a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2016
Get the catch me if you canmug.