by Pararox April 9, 2004
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"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"
by FunnyFukr March 23, 2007
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by Polska59 February 15, 2009
Get the carpensation mug.a noise punk band formed during the mid 1700s who's records have been burned and was never seen again.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
by PeeSpawt October 13, 2009
Get the Carpet Fairies mug.When a man "titty-bangs" another man. In order for it to be a carpet halfpipe the reciever of the titty-bang would have to have a hairy chest. When the reciever pushes his male-breasts together it creates the halfpipe and with the hair added to it creates the halfpipe.
Justin Bieber: I cant believe that my Italian boyfriend was not down to do a carpet halfpipe.
Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe
Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal
Perez: frick yeah!
Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe
Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal
Perez: frick yeah!
by I love carpet halfpipes March 27, 2011
Get the Carpet Halfpipe mug.the uppermost social class in Massachusetts composed of the smug and snobbish uppers crust of Boston and her suburbs –although including other satisfyingly haughty New Englanders –who summer on the shores of Cape Cod or the Islands. Members of the capecodcracy, known colloquially to as capecoddercrats, should not be confused with locals who can often be indistinguishable in the summertime, but remain on the Cape throughout the winter pursuing working class employment and living in drug-addled isolation. Furthermore, capecoddercrats should not be confused with tourists, who –often overweight and boisterous –drive hours to spend a day at the beach or rent homes for a week in order to emulate the genteel practices of the capecodcracy. For members of the capecodcracy, inclinations towards sailing, boating, or golf are common and habitual binge drinking is required. The most notable members of the capecodcracy are the Kennedys.
tourist: I'm on Cape Cod for a week , I should learn to sail so that i can cozy up to the capecodcracy.
local: Don't bother they're not real Cape Codders.
capecoddercrat: Yes we are!
local: Don't bother they're not real Cape Codders.
capecoddercrat: Yes we are!
by massholeman January 5, 2012
Get the Capecodcracy mug.Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!
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