Carpephile

Someone with an extreme love for carpets.

"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"

by FunnyFukr March 23, 2007

cartophile

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.

Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.

by Brad November 4, 2004

Capriphile

Goat fucker

Farmer Jim found a Capriphile fucking his prized goat on his goat farm

by Castajoshellano April 26, 2013

Caféphile

Much like the bibliophile (a lover of books), or audiophile (lover of high quality stereo), a caféphile is a person who dedicates significant amounts of time enjoying and thriving in a café, which may or may not serve coffee.

Ernest Hemingway was a caféphile.

by Estevito December 3, 2009

cardophile

Neek: Half car half paedo.

OMG Here comes Neek the cardophile

by anon February 24, 2005