Carpephile

Someone with an extreme love for carpets.

"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"

Carpephile by FunnyFukr March 23, 2007

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cartophile

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.

Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.

cartophile by Brad November 4, 2004

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Carpephile • Caféphile • Capriphile • cardophile • cartophile

Capriphile

Goat fucker

Farmer Jim found a Capriphile fucking his prized goat on his goat farm

Capriphile by Castajoshellano April 26, 2013

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Caféphile

Much like the bibliophile (a lover of books), or audiophile (lover of high quality stereo), a caféphile is a person who dedicates significant amounts of time enjoying and thriving in a café, which may or may not serve coffee.

Ernest Hemingway was a caféphile.

Caféphile by Estevito December 3, 2009

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cardophile

Neek: Half car half paedo.

OMG Here comes Neek the cardophile

cardophile by anon February 24, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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