Carpephile

Someone with an extreme love for carpets.

"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"

Carpephile by FunnyFukr March 23, 2007

cartophile 

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.

Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.

cartophile by Brad November 4, 2004

Capriphile 

Goat fucker

Farmer Jim found a Capriphile fucking his prized goat on his goat farm

Capriphile by Castajoshellano April 26, 2013

Caféphile 

Much like the bibliophile (a lover of books), or audiophile (lover of high quality stereo), a caféphile is a person who dedicates significant amounts of time enjoying and thriving in a café, which may or may not serve coffee.

Ernest Hemingway was a caféphile.

Caféphile by Estevito December 3, 2009

cardophile 

Neek: Half car half paedo.

OMG Here comes Neek the cardophile

cardophile by anon February 24, 2005