CarnyJared

A shred god who is absolutely massive like the low taper fade meme. He takes the clone hero stage like an absolute God and fcs every time.

Today I practiced buttonmashing like CarnyJared.

by devin3218 March 21, 2025

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Carney

1. When you put glitter on an old heap of shit and people are SUPER impressed because they think they're getting something new.. when really, it's the same shit under the glitter.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.

You have something that's damaged and not functional and you have to get it ready for a quick sale, you can say, "Let's Carney it!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"

by psycosonic April 3, 2025

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Carne, caRne, carnE

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 8, 2025

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Carnospheraphobia

Carnospheraphobia
noun | car-no-sphere-uh-foh-bee-uh

The irrational fear of spherical meat objects, especially meatballs. Victims may experience anxiety at the sight of spaghetti and meatballs, panic in the frozen foods aisle, or distress during family dinners involving Swedish meatballs.

"Dude, I had to leave the party. They brought out a giant plate of meatballs and my carnospheraphobia kicked in hard."

by Carnospheraphobia April 22, 2025

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Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!

The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!

by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025

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