California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.

And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.

And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.

Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.

by rejca May 5, 2009

Carlitos

Several tiny Carlos'.

Man, those Carlitos are everywhere.

by jcmurillo91 August 4, 2014

california

A state that is stereotyped for having surfers and girls that ride in "daddy's" converable. However, it IS extremely liberal and blows ass.

I live in oakland, california and I don't know any surfers.

I hate going to Berkeley and San Francisco because they hate 2 kinds of Bush there.

by 51omANiaK June 2, 2004

Mission Viejo, California

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.

by mike rosh October 28, 2006

california

a screwy state that is a shame to america. many californians have poor oral skills, reflecting their mere stupidity. california especially is known for various childish ethnic gangs, which brawls and drive-bys is a common scene.

No wonder Jimmy is so stupid, he is from California!

by stein September 25, 2003

California

The most overrated state in the U.S.
I wish I lived in Michigan.

People insult California because they hear the stereotypes and are secretly jealous. If they would just visit here they would see that it's just lame. No go make fun of Texas and stop wasting my time. California blows.

by cmkrcs1 December 1, 2004

California Girl

Steroetypical people that give the other girls from California a bad name. They usually buy everything they dont need, dont date you only if your rich, and spend millions of hours tanning trying to look perfect. Also have a tendancy to put tiny dogs in purses and bring them wherever they go.

California Girl: Princesss, Im gonna buy you that cute purse to put you in! Then I'm gonna dress you up as Katy Perry, and Justin Bieber, and Taylor Laugtner and....

*Dog shoots itself*

California Girl: Guess I'm going to the pet store! =D
*skips away happily*

by NormalCaliGirl June 17, 2010