cube cred

Props or respect gained at the office for dating the prettiest women in the office.

Bob: Hey where is Mike?

Tom: He is taking that new secretary to lunch today.

Bob: The hot one in accounting?

Tom: Yeah, his cube cred is through the roof.

by chiguy61 December 17, 2010

Cuban Owl

a wise cuban woman who often has large eyes.

Alicia is definitely a cuban owl. wise latinas are hot.

by alibaliomali December 21, 2010

cubiclosis

An abnormal brain condition that manifests when working in a cubicle.

Diagnosis: cubiclosis sufferers spend a good part of their work day thinking of clever comments to post online in hopes of being acknowledged by others. The affirmation of their thoughts make the cubiclosis sufferer feel that there is a world beyond the cubicle and that they do exist.

by AdnohrYak January 22, 2011

cuban trader

one who "pumps and dumps" penny stocks trying to earn a living but ends up as a bagholder, enriching those much smarter than he.

My4ntoy is a famous cuban trader who has had his car repossessed because of losses trading penny stocks.

by kez;-) June 22, 2011

cube rebel

Someone who is has no other choices to work in a corporate, bureaucratic office, and more often than not, sits in some variation of numerous cubicle desks in the office, floor, building. This person fights for individuality daily, resists the automaton culture, in minute ways in their 8 x 8 cubicle space. Small acts of rebellion could include: cubicle art/pictures, wearing outrageous nail polish/underwear/or no underwear at all under your corporate attire, faking "busyness" and "work", etc. Despite these daily rebellious acts, their spirit dies everyday that they remain....

1. Mary comes in everyday for his 9-5, but hates it, it isn't for him--he is such a cube rebel.

2. I'm much too creative for this office job and expectation (and pressure) to I should fit into this bureaucratic corporate culture! I'm surrounded by sheep and lemmings!

by shelleyrey October 19, 2012

Cubsterfuck

From May until October, Wrigleyville is invaded at rush hour by tens of thousands of drunken suburbanites who flood streets, bike lanes, sidewalks, bars, and restaurants. This results in traffic jams, pools of vomit, and posses of bros drunkenly screaming about women.

"I was going to ride my bicycle up Clark Street, but it's going to be a Cubsterfuck."

by Cubsterfucked July 13, 2013

cubicle art

Cartoons, Pictures, and other documents placed on the walls of a cubicle to counteract the mind-numbing creativity sucking corporate grey or beige that drain your will to live.

"I had to take down my cubicle art because my boss said, "being an individual is not ok"."

by wg dh January 30, 2014