When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
by sturmsey June 23, 2021
On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
by ImDownBad August 18, 2022
When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.
'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.
by Weeb22 April 24, 2022
"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019
A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
by IMolestMyCatBecauseHeLikesIt March 29, 2020