Cleveland Pearl Necklace

Like a normal Pearl Necklace, but it involves feces instead of semen.

Yo, I totally gave Cindy a Cleveland Pearl Necklace last night, she really enjoyed having a poop trail on her chest!

by 123jmandogperson October 19, 2011

Cleveland suprise

When you fart alone in an elevator and leave the noxious result for the next unsuspecting rider

I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.

by wateringeyes November 21, 2013

Anne of Cleves nose

A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.

OhmyGod I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so that cute lifeguard can only see me from the front, ok?

by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008

Texas cloverleaf

The sexual act when a man 1) pours barbecue sauce into a woman's vagina; 2) has sex with her; 3) then makes her lick the sauce and cum off of his penis; 4) finally the woman squirts the mixture up the man's ass hole.
Note: "Texas" comes from the use of barbecue sauce and the "cloverleaf" comes from the use of four steps.

Texas cloverleaf is way dirtier than the Louisiana Purchase.

by ben@ February 29, 2008

Jew Cleaver

The sharp instrument used to cut the unsuspecting penis of the young Jewish boy. Also, the Jew Clever is also known as the favorite tool of the German scientists to experiment on the Jews.

Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.

Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.

by Jeff cutajew March 2, 2009

cloverfield

A monster that fall from the sky and crapes of little spiders that make people explode. also one that makes people go find there girlfriends that have a big spike through their chest!
To the monster it is like a video game (smashing the bridge got me 2000 points once said the monster).

yah 2000 points!!!! OMG i got a new high score on cloverfield THE GAME sista!

by xxelex March 1, 2008

cleveland brown

a brand of pot only found in cleveland.
so shitty, it's brown.

Man, I paid a dollar for a joint, but it turns out it was the cleveland brown. I did not get high.

by sanchpa March 30, 2005