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bullshido

A term used in the martial arts world to describe a martial art based on ridiculous principles, practiced in a ridiculous way, or otherwise grossly ineffective. A play on the words bushido (way of the warrior) and bullshit.

Origin: Most likely www.bullshido.com
Ninjitsu is total bullshido
by Someone March 23, 2005
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Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"
by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009
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Beef Bullet

When I took that skank home I had my beef bullet in her twat in like 2 minutes.
by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010
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bull-malarkey

Old person slang for Bullshit-crap-on-a-stick. Often used in polite company instead of any swear world.

Ask any old person about it, they'll tell you about when something was bull-malarkey and they weren't happy about it.
Mr. President, all due respect, but this is complete bull-malarkey!
by Bob diddlebach January 8, 2016
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Bully

Someone who has nothing better to do with their sad lives and likes to make other peoples live hell because of their daddy issues.
Kevin is a bully and bullies Diane.
by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017
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Bulletproof Boy Scouts

A fancy name for the FBI or for the police.
Person 1: Dude, tf did you do this time?!
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: The Bulletproof Boy Scouts are here to arrest us!!!
Person 2: SHIT!!!!!
by Master Of Nations July 8, 2020
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Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006
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