brown handshake

When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.

"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"

by Mr Smoothy November 7, 2012

Brown Seagull

Farting while receiving fellatio so as to make your testicles flutter by the force of the wind.

I was getting head from this chick I hate and I totally gave her a brown seagull. It was amazing.

by Samdog III October 22, 2008

Charlie Browned

When you go trick or treating and you get a rock instead of candy.

Person A: Hey man what did you get in your bag?
Person B: For some odd reason I found a rock in my bag.
Person A: Aw man, you got Charlie Browned.

by Moisture Lord June 8, 2018

CODE BROWN

When you have a turtle head poking out and you really badly need a shite so you run to the toilet

Charlie ran heavily downstairs shouting at the top of his voice "code brown" and pushed and shuved his siblings out of the way and kicked the door in to drop king Kong's finger down the toilet

by MaddysGoneMissing December 29, 2018

Brown Spider

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.

My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.

by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018

rei brown

Rei Brown is a musician who specializes in Vaporwave music and music to listen to while on a rainy day or after heartbreak. Also could be listened to when in a relationship. Also a close friend of Joji aka FilthyFrank.

Person 1: Ayy, did you hear that new guy who makes dope vaporwave music? He's called rei brown.
Person 2: Nah, man. I've been busy. I'll check him out as soon as i can.

by chloeburbank May 24, 2018

brown avalanche

A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.

Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.

She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.

by scodder June 4, 2010