When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.
Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.
by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018
Get the boner bumpmug. by minimoses2014 October 23, 2013
Get the House Bonermug. by Maxi pad July 6, 2015
Get the maximum bonermug. An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.
by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018
Get the Barbarian bonermug. 1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner
2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016
Get the Boner heavenmug. A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.
Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.
by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017
Get the Boner Springermug. When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.
Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.
by 10 Am April 26, 2021
Get the Mask Bonermug.