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boner bump

When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.
Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.
by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018
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House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.
"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"
by minimoses2014 October 23, 2013
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maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length
Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry
by Maxi pad July 6, 2015
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Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.
Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.
by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018
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Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven
by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016
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Boner Springer

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.
Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.
by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017
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Mask Boner

When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.
Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.
by 10 Am April 26, 2021
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