blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

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blue apron

When your marriage is failing and therapy is too expensive, you use Blue Apron. Bonding over Blue Apron includes screaming together at the customer service representative about a tablespoon of tomato paste was missing from your package, posting pictures of mediocre meals on your Facebook, and bragging about the overpriced raviolis you made on your monthly double date. A divorce is inevitable, but it does extend the toxic relationship for a few months.

"Elizabeth and I have been trying Blue Apron. It's been pretty good to use so far, but they keep forgetting our damn tomato paste. If they forget an ingredient in our next package, we're going to have to settle for a divorce."

by ilikescarecrows October 3, 2017

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Blue load

The load that a guy leaves after getting stood up. He then goes home and beats off.

Man I when home an shoot a blue load when stub me up.

by canus lupus October 24, 2008

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Blue Beacon

A semi truck wash hated by both truckers and employees. Only if you love being soaking wet for 8 hours in extreme heat or cold while getting bitched at for not doing somebody else's job, then I highly recommend you don't work here. Not to forget the soap that your hands are constantly covered in dries and cracks your skin teribbly and the acid burns like an mf'er, but don't waste your money on gloves, boots, or a rainsuit... the acid eats through it too. But does the management care? Not at all.

Working at Blue Beacon was the worst mistake of my life.

by King_flakka May 20, 2018

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