When your marriage is failing and therapy is too expensive, you use Blue Apron. Bonding over Blue Apron includes screaming together at the customer service representative about a tablespoon of tomato paste was missing from your package, posting pictures of mediocre meals on your Facebook, and bragging about the overpriced raviolis you made on your monthly double date. A divorce is inevitable, but it does extend the toxic relationship for a few months.
"Elizabeth and I have been trying Blue Apron. It's been pretty good to use so far, but they keep forgetting our damn tomato paste. If they forget an ingredient in our next package, we're going to have to settle for a divorce."
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