Beeves

The equivalent of God. In the Beeven kingdom, the Beeves are respected Deities. All people must honor the Beeves. Beeves is used in many early pieces of literature and is the plural of beef.

-Hey did you see the God-like cows yesterday at the ranch?
-Yeah. They were Beeves.

by Sustainer of Beeves April 26, 2011

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

Justin Beiber

A hansom lady who should not be made fun of because you guys are jealous of her.

Dam... Justin Beiber she can really hit those high notes.

by Usher14376123 March 8, 2011

steaming beaver

A word used to describe a females vagina after sex. Normally a steaming beaver occurs after a man has blown into a chick on a cold night. The excess seaman escapes the womans vagina and steams as the night air hits it thus the Steaming part of the beaver. The beaver is used to describe the vagina, as unshaved ones normally have a pubic hair consistancy that is like beaver fur.

We were having a root on the car in the snow last night i shot into her, pulled out she spewed it out and looked like a steaming beaver.

by steamin June 14, 2008

Brazilian beaver

when the pussy is shaved/waxed so it is smooth and clean

"i got some brazilian beaver last night

she was smooooooth"

"fo dizzle"

by Readybreck August 29, 2009

Justin Beiber

16 year old gay rapper that is only enjoyed by girls that don't have a life. He- uh, I mean she is a faggot and when she dies, there will be one less lonely girl. She is such a BABY BABY BABY OOOOOO!! More like "POTTY POTTY POTTY URGGGRHGGH!!! His first album is called "My world". His world would be back with her gay lover. He- oops, she- uh, "it" should never have walked the earth to annoy us.

Girl without life: Hey, that Justin Beiber concert was awesome! I don't care what any stupid boys think, hes so haaaaawt! If someone says something bad about him, I wont be hurt!
Guy: Dude, Justin Beiber is so fucking gay.
Girl without life: FUCK U HES NOT GAY! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Guy: Nice proformance.

by McPherson4 May 10, 2010

Beaver Dam

The opposite of Cock Block...

ie: if a female were to be striking a conversation and flirtation with a male...and another female were to infringe on her territory....that is a Beaver Dam.

by janamariewjpz March 6, 2010